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That's Me Inside Your Head...

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My name is Lisa.

I'm 23 years old, a Capricorn, and a bundle of delightfully demented quirks and contradictions.

I can be quite the wise little Yoda at times. (Sometimes, when I've gone too long without sleeping or refueling with coffee, I even lapse into Yoda-esque sentence structure!) I love to tell stories and talk about my philosophies, whether or not others care to listen. Other times, I am content to joke about farts and boogers and, therefore, reveal just how young and retarded I still am.

I successfully overcame an eating disorder, which has taught me to listen to the wisdom of my own body and to value the functionality and structure of the human body over how it measures up to some arbitrary Hollywood aesthetic. Needless to say, I am disgusted by shallow people and Western beauty standards and believe that all women would be 100% happier if they canceled their subscriptions to Vogue, turned off the TV and flipped off that snarky salesperson that seems to work at every Victoria's Secret who sniffs in your direction and shoves a box of training bras at you when you ask to see the selection of 32A's. If you are recovering from an ED and want somebody to talk to, I'm always here.

On to career stuff: I have a B.A. in English and work as a sales consultant in the Health and Beauty department of a local natural foods store. I was also in the process of going professional as a bellydancer, until I suffered from a serious back injury. Now, I'm content to read as much as possible about human anatomy and physiology, and I am planning on going back to school to become a chiropractor.

Other things you need to know? I'm a die-hard Shakira fan. I've been a vegetarian for seven years. I love Star Wars and would give my hypothetical left testicle for that awesome harem getup Princess Leia wears in ROTJ. I live to be near the ocean. My I.Q. technically falls within the genius category.

And I still love technology....always and forever.

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